In a bid to find a better meal for his blind squirrels, a blind New Jersey man has come up with an ingenious plan to make sure they don’t starve to death.
The story begins with a young blind squirrel wandering around the neighborhood.
He comes across a few trees and the squirrel takes notice.
“I’m gonna have to do something,” he says, pulling up his binoculars.
The squirrel starts to follow him and he eventually finds a dead squirrel.
He then asks, “How can I feed them?”
The squirrel doesn’t understand.
The man is a blind person.
He doesn’t have a regular job and so he is forced to use his binocs.
“I’m not an engineer,” he explains.
“This is my first job.”
The squirrel has no idea what is going on.
But he knows what he needs to do.
“What do you think?” he asks the man.
The man looks confused.
“You can’t feed them.”
The man then walks around the block with the squirrels food for several hours.
The squirrel eventually gets bored and starts to wander away.
The blind man notices the squirrel and he asks if he can take it back.
The blind man replies, “I’ll have to eat it.”
He then feeds the squirrel a meal.
It seems to be getting along just fine.
But after about an hour, the squirrel suddenly starts to panic.
It tries to run away, but the man grabs hold of it and throws it over a fence.
The animal starts to cry.
It is still alive, but its stomach is empty.
The sight of this human’s death causes the squirrel to jump off the fence.
The animal screams and the man looks for the man and takes him into custody.
The police eventually catch up to the man, and the two men get into a heated argument.
The police officer tells the man that his actions were inhumane and that he should be punished.
The officer then explains that the man’s actions are also illegal because he broke the law by using a binocular to look through the house.
The officer explains that if the squirrel lives, he will starve to die.
But the man still thinks he is the luckiest person in the world and he refuses to give up his squirrel.
“It’s like God gave you a gift,” the man says.
“The gift is that you’re not going to die.”
The two are then taken to the police station.
The officers ask the man if he is sure that he can live with his squirrels life.
He replies that it is up to him to decide whether to keep the squirrel alive.
“We have to decide,” the officer says.
But the man is not convinced.
“There is a law in New Jersey that says that if you have a dead person and you can’t get food for your squirrel, then you can give up your squirrel.
You have to give it up,” he insists.